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 I Don't Do Windows!

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Registration date : 2007-05-19

PostSubject: I Don't Do Windows!   Sat May 19, 2007 10:37 pm

I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and

don't want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.



I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)




I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because . ..

I want every creature to have a home of their own.




I don't Spring Clean because .

I love all the seasons

and don't want the others to get jealous



I don't pull weeds

in the garden because ..

I don't want to get

in God's way,

SHE is an excellent designer!



I don't put things away because .

My husband

will never be able to find them again.



I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me

over for dinner.



I don't iron because ...

I choose to believe them

when they say "Permanent Press".



I don't stress much on anything because ...

"A Type" personalities die young and

I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

REMEMBERS...
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer
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